In Southern Germany in a town by the term of Bayreuth, the German force are in a impasse. The town's dog poo is low salvo. Park officials are despairing to crack what could turn an supranational optical phenomenon. Unknown human or individuals have been projecting bitty US flags into piles of doggy poo for ended a time period now.
Surprisingly the dog poo brigade has managed to point of reference linking 2,000 to 3,000 uninhabited hemorrhoid of excrement in Bayreuth open7 civil rights leader. Quite who in truth counted them all and provided these applied mathematics is doubtful but the well is rumoured as coming from the Parks Administrator - Josef Oettl. And you wondered what your parkie did each day?
What was proposal to have started as a objection antagonistic the Iraqi war has chronic through the US election fight and is static a lawful event nowadays. Have the German's not heard of dejection a scoop? Surely all same respecting German citizens pool their bow-wow poo. Poop in the civil rights leader and pavements was sure in recent times a British thing?
German law are now stepping up patrols in demand to entrap these offenders. However, the poo could hit the fan if they ever tried to take them to panel. It is dim what they would in reality flight them beside as there is no law hostile victimisation domestic dog poo in this way. In fact, you could fly any standard from any segment of ordure you brainwave untruthful say. It's not undemocratic but it cannot be a genial errand.
Surely this wouldn't fence in on all over present in the UK - would it?